Greetings, Planet Earth!
When a misfit trash collector is chosen by aliens to represent Earth, one wrong move can lead to Galactic War. Or, even worse…the end of chocolate!
Jack Gripper loves playing pranks and eating pizza. But when he’s tasked with selecting an alien species to mentor Earth for the next one hundred years, he’d better make the right call or the Earth is doomed!
Can he overcome obstacles and diabolical plots to pick the right alien? And, just as important…can chocolate and pizza survive the alien encounter?
The science fiction comedy novel from Steve R. Heiman.