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"A truly fun read! The premise of the earth potentially joining a galactic community is thoroughly entertaining! The descriptions of all of the uniquely individual characters and the introduction of futuristic technology is impressive. I highly recommend this book to anyone who enjoys a very creative story!"
— Linda K.
"Absolutely awesome! The witty humor and the great writing quickly caught my attention and I decided this was going to be a fun, simple read.
I did not expect the story to swerve into metaphysical questions, the purpose of humanity, and what we can offer to the universe. It was nice to see such important matters represented in such a lighthearted way, without taking importance from them.
Ok. Loved, loved, loved this book, and I really want to know what will happen to Jack and all his new alien friends!"
— Paula M.
"Greetings, Planet Earth! is one of the best 'feel good' books that I have read in a long time. It offers a humorous, yet offbeat, outlook on the possibilities of Galactic life. The main character finds himself dealing with his newfound understanding of the universe, while still trying to find ways to hold on to his idea of humanity. I found myself laughing out loud quite often throughout the book. Steve R. Heiman finds a way to mesh aliens, mystery, humor, and the subtleties of our own inner nature into one exceptionally smooth read."
— Cindy R.
"I started off wondering if this would be just a silly book, but I was soon caught up in a boatload of fun. Great characters, wonderful adventure, and a cool ending. I really look forward to the next in the series."
— Warren W.
"What a delightful book! A mix of comedy, galactic politics and metaphysics. Chocolate and pizza for all!"
— D.K. Syron